Chillin Out Friday 03 February 2023

Shaya
BOGOLO KENEWENDO

THE PHILANTHROPIST WITH LOVE FOR HEAD

Shaya has been looking up to one socialite with his philanthropist duties.

The socialite who never misses any opportunity to praise the ruling party and its President, Mokgweetsi Masisi, although he is not a BDP member is said to be a totally different person away from the social media and public eye.

Shaya has been reliably informed that the suave man who contested and lost the past general elections often makes weird demands from those who approach him for help.

He is said to have a tendency of asking to be given a blow job to unlock his services.

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Come on dude, stop exploiting the less privileged and just help without abusing others.

DEPUTY HEAD WITH STICKY FINGERS

Remember him?

That Deputy Headmaster at a school in Letlhakane, the one who was caught red handed with stolen cooking oil, well he’s at it again.

Apparently the notorious educator is being accused by his colleagues and some parents of failing to account for some monies he was entrusted with.

Yours Truly has been told that the Deputy School head has failed to provide a financial report for the past two years, and now colleagues and parents are fed up with his shenanigans.

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What are you teaching your students Sir?

How do you steal from parents, most of whom are unemployed? Shame on you!

UNTOUCHABLE TOBACCO MAFIA

Shaya has noticed that a foreign national whose identity goes back to Portugal and Namibia is roaming the streets of Gaborone as if he is not looting the government through his tobacco business.

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Chillin Out Friday 03 February 2023
TOBACCO CIGARETTES

Having been deported before by the former DIS boss, Isaac Kgosi, the chubby looking man is busy smuggling tobacco from Botswana to South Africa and Angola avoiding Tax.

Shaya has been told that the guy is connected to a point where his goods can be declared to have crossed into neighbouring countries through Ramatlabama, Pioneer and Tlokweng border while goods are stashed somewhere in the country.

This is a tip-off to you law enforcement agencies to follow up since the P190m case you were investigating on tax evasion and money laundering is gathering dust at your office.

You may have found a way to defraud the system but not Shaya’ s eyes.

Tomar cuidado!

WHAT’S IN THERE

Shaya is a fan of African Economist, Bogolo Kenewendo and follows her.

During her short term as Minister of Investment, Trade and Industry, Kenewendo became the darling of parliament, a breath of fresh air among old faces that we were use to.

Her beauty complimented the brains and making her favourite even among the hard to please opposition members.

However, her recent pictures following a visit to India caught Shaya’s attention. Is there a bun in the oven?

If that is the case, then give Shaya all the details, Shaya would especially want to know who the father is.

THINGS THEY SAY

Lona dingaka lowang Domkrag le BA jese mokaikai, Lona baloi palamang Bo Mbulawa ha o relela o itshwarelele Ka ditedu,” Selebi-Phikwe West MP, Dithapelo Keorapetse

Chillin Out Friday 03 February 2023
DITHAPELO KEORAPETSE
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