According to whispers on the grapevine, Vice President Slumber Tsogwane and/or his entourage were recently involved in a car accident, with the incident kept top secret.
Shaya is told no one was seriously hurt but apparently it could have been much worse my VP.
I suggest we put country tours in the name of Covid-19 updates on hold as some Democrats are already spilling the beans.
I wouldn’t want anything to happen to my possible future President.
We still need you, sir!
