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Cheap b#*ch balls sold at Choppies

  Wanna more bang for your buck. Well, rush over to choppies and buy yourself a ‘bi*#h’ ball for P5. 00. Yours truly is a true supporter...

Call fashion police please

  I have seen all fashion trends come and go. I am always last to try on something viewed as fashionable and maybe that is because...

‘Boxer’ at it again

The guy I am going to tell you about doesn’t need any introduction. He is that brother who has turned street fighting into a hobby...

Scarred hearts

Shem!! Now I know what’s troubling our brother from radio. The loud guy has been losing so much weight recently and I thought it was...

The Brand back at Duma FM

Former Yarona FM sports anchor Thabo Osekeng is reportedly on his way back to his origins, Duma FM. A fly on the wall told Yours...

Sign of times

Jesus of Nazareth visited prisoners to pray for them, healed the sick and fed the poor but his current followers have of late been...

Semi naked DJ

The whole country by now is aware that when you cheat on your partner with a ‘le-14’ you shouldn't leave any incriminating evidence behind...

Give this man a bells

I have heard people who love their drink say that alcohol levy will never deter them from drinking as much as they please. Mr. President...

Unholy ‘Trinity’ marriage?

Do you all remember our Jazz star called Trinity? Well for those who are new in town, Trinity is that guy who likes dressing like...

Solly Moholo in holy war

Gospel music veteran Solly Moholo says he is sick and tired of being ill-treated by the ANC - and has taken a swipe at...

‘I am not gay’ – Ja Rule

‘I AM NOT GAY’- Ja Rule Rapper, Ja Rule has dismissed rumors that he is leaving his wife for his prison cellmate, despite a crazy...

Congrats Mr DJ

  Am I growing old or the world is just moving too fast? All my age mates are getting married and I still remain single. Hey! Mass...

BTV errors

  This is not funny any more. It is perhaps time we gave BTV a pet name. Mhmm, let me see, I think 'TV Of Errors'...

The tiny sex secret

  Pssst!! Have you heard? A little birdie has leaked it to Shaya that one of the top CEO’s at a big insurance company was embarrassed...

Where is the Vivo?

They say 2014 is a year of change and like I said yours truly will be here to say it like it is. This is...

CHILLIN’OUT 18.01.2013

TOO TYTE FOR COMFORT Apparently a female artist did the unthinkable over the festive season by crossing into Namibia without proper travelling documents. Shaya has...

CHILLIN’ OUT 11.09.13

MABEBEZA HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? In case you were wondering, Shaya has got nothing against women who want to show a little leg; in...

CHILIN’ OUT 14.12.12

IKGALEMELE SAGA The phrase ‘Ikgalemele’ which has can be spotted on t-shirts and has been taken by KBL for their responsible drinking activations apparently...

CHILLIN OUT 16.11.12

SOUR GRAPES An impeccable source has told Yours truly that Cow Horn Productions who came up with the flick Bandleng and are currently conducting auditions...

CHILLIN OUT 26.10.12

CALL THE FASHION POLICE I’M not really into fashion simply because I can’t keep up with the ever rising prices of nice clothes, so I...

CHILLIN OUT 19/10/12

ARE YOU MISSING SLIZER? Mlesho Kai-One should be missing his former girlfriend Slizer, who has since found love in neighbouring South Africa, to a bulky...

CHILLIN’ OUT 28/09/12

DRAMABOI CONTRACTED TO HSP It looks like it’s going to get worse before it gets better for the township rapper Dramaboi. The ‘Matlharetlhare’ hit maker’s former...

CHILLIN OUT 21.09.2012

CHARMAGAL ENRAGED Culture Spears lead singer Magdalene Mogwe a.k.a Charmagal is furious, and apparently the source of her fury is none other than former Culture...

CHILLIN OUT 07.07.2012

LIVING IN SHAME Shaya got wind of news that a political big wig from the ruling party and a certain station commander are readying themselves...

CHILLIN’ OUT 31.08.2012

FIGHTING BMD An old Maun woman who can still not stomach the fact that her beloved Botswana Democratic Party gave birth to a new political...

CHILLIN’ OUT 24.08.2012

BORED TO SLEEP Botswana Congress Party recently held a rally in Mogotlhong in Maun and one enthusiastic follower came very early for the proceedings; perhaps...

CHILLIN’ OUT 17.08.2012

VENSON MOITOI ON HER KNEES Minister of Education and Skills Development Pelonomi Venson Moitoi has sent a plea to President Ian Khama to let her...

CHILLIN’ OUT 10/08/2012

OOH THAT LOOK! Shaya has been made to believe that Thomas Mlabo’s recent visits to Botswana were purely for football reasons. When he recently bored the...

CHILLIN OUT 03 AUGUST 2012

GO TO HELL! When villagers attend Kgotla meetings addressed by the President and cabinet ministers they expect to get a chance to ask questions and...

CHILLIN OUT 27.07.2012

KHAMA’S SWAGGER President Ian Khama is not well known for accessorizing. The only thing that H.E is known to carry is his afro hair pick....

CHILLIN’ OUT 20.07.2012

SUPERCOP Superintendent  Alfred Magudu is a no nonsense cop, as the Minister of Local Government, Peter Siele recently found out in Maun. In his eagerness to...

CHILLIN’ OUT 13.07.2012

SPOT THE BALL Somebody should call the Mascom help line and ask them to stop this. We cannot allow football and handball to take place on...

CHILLIN OUT 06.07.2012

DK’S FAVOURITE DAM Veteran politician Daniel Kwelagobe is well known for his effortless good sense of humour. He is the man who once compared Shaw Kgathi’s...

CHILLIN’ OUT 29.06.2012

IS THAT ANNOYING Botswana Television reporter and news reader, Ernest Phiri got the taste of his own medicine recently in Gantsi when an excitable young...

CHILLIN’ OUT 22.06.2012

TIME TO MILK THE CASH COW Local artists are rehearsing for the annual Presidential competition, of which the finals are in a month’s time. When they...

CHILLIN’ OUT 15.06.2012

A ZEBRA DOWN Football excitement usually leads to some of the unimaginable theatrics from fans. We have seen in European matches naked fans invading pitches or...

CHILLIN’ OUT 01/06/2012

LIKE VIAGRA TO LADIES He is one of the smoothest rappers in town and Mosako is not short of female admires. So when the ‘Bak to...

CHILLIN’ OUT 25.05.2012

INTENT TO KILL The pictured gentleman showed his ugly side at an outing in Maun last Saturday. The young man got into a heated argument with...

CHILLIN’ OUT

SLEEPING ON THE JOB News that concern our officials at Botswana Football Association (BFA) are many to single out just one Recently the association dropped...

CHILLIN’ OUT 04/05/2012

SPORTS AND EDUCATION A fly on the wall has revealed to Shaya that the Botswana National Sports Council risks losing some of its talented and...