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CHILLIN’OUT 16/07/10

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THE ORANGE COCKEREL

MODUBULE

It all began as a simple flirt, but what Lobatse independent candidate Nehemiah Modubule is having with the Botswana Democratic breakaway party BMD has now become too intimate to be ignored.
From his appearance at the historic BMD rally in Francistown, Modubule was at it again last weekend at a rally in Mochudi. The hard-hitting legislator told the masses that he was a free agent, but his body language gave him away. The way he chanted the BMD slogan and repeatedly showed the party’s V sign had Shaya convinced that the expelled BNF MP has joined the orange revolution.
One can only say “Shapa Dubs Shapa!”

KAONE BACK IN BIG BROTHER?

KAONE

Now if this were true, it would be a shocker! Remember Kaone Ramontshonyana, the designer? Shaya’s sources claim that the dreadlocked Kanye-born is back in the Big Brother house.
Sources claim that a farewell party was held over the weekend for the former Big Brother inmate.
Multi Choice Botswana’s Publicity and Public Relations Executive Tshepo Maphanyane said the show is set to be a full fledged all star version, featuring some of the most unforgettable, outspoken, entertaining house mates of previous editions!  This means the country might see Warona Setshwaelo, Tawana Lebani and Justice Mothabani again. Please not Justice!
Though M-Net is doing all it can to keep this a secret Shaya has been informed that Kaone will be back in the House. Yours truly has it on good authority that he left for South Africa and is not coming back home soon.

VOICE PHOTOJOURNALIST ASSAULTED

ONALENNA SELWE

The Voice photographer, Onalenna Selwe, aka Ony, nearly got smacked by an irate lady who did like to be photographed.
The lady Khumoetsile Monkutlwatsi Mohamadi was in Extension 2 Magistrate court to answer a child maintenance case. The mother who according to papers filed in court has neglected her duties of maintenance since 1996 after she broke up with the father of the child.
In realising that she was been snapped at, Mhamadi lost her cool and came charging towards the photojournalist and grabbed him by the shirt, demanding to know why she was being pictured. The ever calm lens man was caught off-guard, as the woman tightened her grip on his shirt, demanding that pictures be erased.
“I did not expect such behaviour from a lady. It was shocking, but I explained to her that I was just doing my job,” said Ony.
“She should leave us to do a job and focus on hers; maintaining a child,” he said.

JUNIOR SCHOOL SUCCESS
Now this is not a diss. I know it is hard to believe especially if it comes from me. Yours truly has learnt that a high flying DJ in one of the oldest local private radio station has achieved beyond  his  wildest dreams.
The fine-looking gentleman from a town in the north allegedly made it as far as Form 2. However, what shocks many is his good command of the English language, besides the fact that  he is most sort after radio DJ.
He is driving top of the range motor vehicles and wears designer clothes. The problem is the gentleman never mentions his academic background when with his pals who mostly are University graduates.
My advise is dude, let it be known that you went as far as Form two and still managed to compete with those who spent over 20 years in school. There is no shame in that! I will be listening to your programme tomorrow.

UNCLE BOB JABBING AT KHAMA?

MUGABE

A little birdie whispered to Yours truly that Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe has been watching keenly at the political atmosphere in this country. Mugabe is said to be excited by the prospect of President Ian Khama loosing elections.
The recent trip of Daniel Kwelagobe and Samson Guma Moyo to Zimbabwe further fuelled rumours that BMD might be flirting with ZANU PF.
However Kwelagobe has since distanced himself from the allegations. On the social network Facebook Kwelagobe is quoted as having been said he and Moyo have business interests in Zimbabwe. He further claimed that Mugabe was in South Africa during their visit to the country.
Allegedly the old man is ready to help the newly formed BMD with everything he has just to see them defeat Khama. Will the men in orange take the carrot? Watch this space.

29 COMMENTS

  1. monnamogolo is very mad. how cn he not want justice? he might be short but the guy stood his ground during shower hour. kaone has nothing to offer and i wish they eliminate him first

  2. urs truly o mpolaile fa a re oldest private radio station but thank u 4 dat!ha!ha!ha!Kaone ene NO bagaetsho,

  3. Sid tle ene o jealousy banna ke gore wa bo o bona zibanani a progress in lyf thn somehw ur fuckin so jealousy of him,, nigga pliz live ur own borin papparzzi lyf.itz aint bout grades/academic background nowdayz.leave the brada alone.IJA.

  4. tota sid ene o bua eng modala o nyetseng ngwananyana a be a loba ka leswe.. sis, meno a ga sid a nchimisa mo ke ipotsa gore sunwa ke mang..

  5. Money is all that matters Sid!!!if the guy is living that glamourous life then its a “WOW! U GO MAN”

  6. hahahah…lare zibanani o’neal o badile form2?hehehe……kante Sid ene ga se gore o humile leene ne batho?kana yang….wat car is he driving ene?

  7. it doesnt matter if o badile form 2,he is living a life that even sid oe tswela pelo thats why a batla go mo senya leina

  8. Shaya, you should stop associating BMD with ZANu-PF, BMD’s ideologies are far from ZANU-PF’s so stop misleading the honourable citizens of this nation!!

  9. he is successful yes , but ha ele form 2 ke le form 2 , bulela ditswe Sid , nnete ke nnete

  10. sid yoo o nnang mo ntlong e e leswe ke eng a sa hire mmaid ka madi a thutego,kant ga le ntse jang motho o kgona go nna succesful le ha a sa rutega……ga e le mugabe ene o rata dikgang tsa malapa a batho la gagwe le mopalele

  11. sid y dont u tell us about ur marriage n dat ur wife is not staying wth u? she z abroad.dat z y sum of us don know if u a marid rather thn telling us bout sumbody hu has worked hard 2 b where he is now?bua nnete ka wena pele rra!!!!!

  12. De guy THABO OSEKENG jst finished form 2 wa bogologolo.He failed then didnt progress to cambridge.i no him.de yarona fm guy.hw he end up been a presenter i dnt no.dats y kere mo radio,tv presenting batho ba teng ga baa rutega.le go amogela ga ba amogele.ke poko fela.P2000.00 is their pay.

  13. HOW DOES DAT AFCT YOU WENA SID GORE MOTHO O FELETSE KAE MO SEKOLONG? WELL THERE HE IS LEAVING LARGE KA FORM 2 YOO WA GAGWE, HOW ABOT YOU THEN O DIIWA KO SIANA FA MORAGO GA GAGWE KA TSHELE!!

  14. jojojojoooooo!party e fetogile “me nice” party e a ithekisa e itirile makgwinya a bollo…u go bo Ntuane puso le tla e bona majita.jaanong banna ba tswa mo dikgapheng.Modubule o ile ten le ene,im lovin ds country’s politics.sumbdy tell me gore kwelagobe a re o wela leng le legoa le gotweng dada le mo tseleng

  15. dj e ka tswa ele oneal coz this guy o ne a letsa le bo mo maninga ko elpaso ka 99 until 2000 and sthing but brother ga e ke e ntsha boloko jotlhe.as long as people can see that to have a degree is not always dat the passport to good life.pliz correspond darling e re ba diilwe ke go bala bala o bo o ithuta.fa go twe ga o ke o bua sepe ba batla o bua eng tota.phokoje go tshela o o dithetsenyana.

  16. WAITSE NNA DK WA NTSIETSA BATHONG! MME ENE O TLA GOROGA KO BMD. MARK MA WORDS! HE IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE BA BA SANTSEN BA BALA SEEMO

  17. A mme go tewa Oneal? A ntsiana ga gotwe PRIVATE radio station? RB2 is not private akere! Or o dule teng ka malatsi ano go buiwa polotiki.. Motho yo go buiwang ka ene mmatleleng ko bo Yarona fm..

  18. Le wena Modubule o rata controversy! O nna mo di-suspensioneng! O kile wa suspendiwa ke Dr Koma, wa ifomela party (PUSO) o ntse o le mo BNF, wa keteka motho mo freedom square etc. Jaanong gatwe wa re BNF e go kolota P20,000 ka gore e tsholotse kgang ya gago kwa H-Court! A mme Motswaledi o tla go kgona tota! Le gale Good luck!

  19. Le wena Modubule o rata controversy! O nna mo di-suspensioneng! O kile wa suspendiwa ke Dr Koma, wa ifomela party (PUSO) o ntse o le mo BNF, wa keteka motho mo freedom square etc. Jaanong gatwe wa re BNF e go kolota P20,000 ka gore e tsholotse kgang ya gago kwa H-Court! A mme Motswaledi o tla go kgona tota!Le gale Good luck!

  20. ohoo!! bo mugabe ka maswe. lagale dreaming will soon be included in the united nations list of rights, it will be called THE RIGHT TO DREAM