I’M NOT GAY
Gospel singer Kabelo Eric Kgoadi did not take kindly to suggestions that he prefers men rather than the feminine species.
Apparently Yarona FM presenters Tumie Ramsden and Scar Matlhabaphiri posed a question during their popular morning show asking viewers which celebrities they believed to be gay.
Kgoadi, who later phoned Yours Truly to register his anger and disappointment at suggestions that he was Sis Rose was not the only victim, names of prominent people were mentioned. I’m talking about real prominent people. I’m not talking about a mere CEO, a Director or football coach; I mean prominence to the core!
Minister of Justice, Defence and Security Ramadeluka Seretse is involved in another intriguing situation. This time around it is not about winning tenders or extra judicial murders, it involves a refrigerator. Yes that same appliance you store your wine, beer, water and sometimes food. Normal prices for such appliances ranges between P1000 and P15000. Ndelu’s cold baby is however said to be worth a staggering P46 000!
It has to be quite an extraordinary machine to be worth this much. The fridge must have special features to warrant such a hefty price tag. Just what does Ndelu’s chiller have? Well Shaya can think of a couple of things. I bet this refrigerator can be used to boil water. Somewhere deep within the machine there must a lounging area complete with a plasma screen. Last but not least there is a back up generator, so the minister would have no worries about load-shedding. Now the ultimate feature would be a state of the art spying equipment fitted expertly within the fridge. The spying equipment is so powerful that the owner of the fridge can listen to conversation to a place of his choice. With such features what then is the fuss about Ndelu’s fridge?
PEEPING TOM CAUGHT
A young man who had become notorious for watching people through their windows has gone a step further and raped a woman. The Broadhurst boy known as Skhebo a name derived from Kabelo,had become a nightmare for Broadhurst female residents.
One resident told Yours truly that she got the shock of her life when one afternoon Kabelo told her everything she did in her room last night.
He proposed love to me and when I turned him down, he practically undressed me,” said the concerned lady.
Since he was well known for his action, when the rumour that he had raped trickled in, no body sounded shocked.
I just knew that he was going to rape one day,” said another resident.