KAONE’S SHOCK!

KAONE

The recently evicted Big Brother house Kaone Ramontshonyna has quickly forgotten how things are done in this country. On his arrival in the country on Tuesday K-One as he is known said he was shocked to see that most of the roads in the country are still under construction. The seemingly disappointed Kaone said he was also shocked to learn that government is toying with the idea of downsizing the newly built BIUST (Botswana International University of Science and Technology).
“Ga gona ntlo e e sa neng. We have a great country but…..” Kaone said with stifled laughter.
Welcome back to Bots, K-One.

MINGO GOES WHITE

MINGO

Have you paid attention to the posters splattered all over the city? The posters of a colored boy putting on a red vest and sparkling jewelry? Well Yours Truly being the one who loves local artists took a closer look at one the pictures and was shocked to see that the artist on the poster is actually Mingo. Remember him, the Shetla biri star? When Michael Jackson lost his pigmentation, it was due to some modern concoctions he was taking. Apparently Wacko Jacko was not happy with the way he looked, he wanted to be white. Now one wonders what could be going through Mingo’s mind. Does the young artist think he is too black and needs photoshop? Come on, we do not want a Wacko Mingo here.

SEX FOR SALE

MONEY

Psst! Have you heard? Regular sex workers are about to be put out of business by regular working class women and students. This new trade is catching up fast, the ladies who usually wait by the roads side might find themselves without any clients.
Apparently a couple of working women double up as call girls during the night. It’s quite simple, all one needs to do is give these well known ladies a call and pay as little as P500 and the lady is yours for the night to do as you please. Yes you heard me right, I said to do as you please. Most of these ladies are working in some local banks and have formed a sex syndicate that reaches as far as Francistown and Maun.
Never the ones to be outdone University students have come up with their syndicate that also operates in as far places like Capetown and Durban. Don’t be fooled by these hot dog eating innocent looking girls during the day, at night they step on their high heels and get their groove on!

SA SCANDAL
Yours Truly has been informed that all is not well with one of the hottest couple living in South Africa. The couple with local connections is reportedly on the brink of divorce. Shaya has been informed that the wife is cheating with another hubby, and the husband was left with no choice but to chase after skirts too. Their separation is a scandal that threatens either one of the couple’s entertainment career.
This duo belongs to a special generation that has managed to break into the South African entertainment industry, and have inspired many aspiring local artists and actors. If these two go, will this country ever have such a generation? Just watch this space.

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king L

Ke Karabo le monna wa gagwe…

mosadin

“The recently evicted Big Brother house Kaone Ramontshonyna has quickly forgotten how things are done in this country. On his arrival in the country on Tuesday K-One as he is known said he was shocked to see that most of the roads in the country are still under construction.” Really? Seriously? How long was he away from Botswana enclosed in an uncreative show? A year? And he comes and utters those words? Were they sarcastic or what? reminds me of a person who went overseas for two years, came back and the person asked whether we still used the same… Read more »

Tha_Pee

You said it and rea ba itse ke fela gore lona le maka mo go tseneletseng and gake sa tlhole ke dumela sepe mogo lona thank god ke nna mo Msanzi and i know what going on ka Connie Le Shona Ferguson!!!!!!!!

king L

@Tha_pee ga gona dikgang ko mzansi ha e se bohakgale hela..the nuus ga di go ame ekwa hela mo go tsone..kip ur info ka bo connie we are intrsted ka batho ba dikiti tse di phothaneng

Horrizontal

no no no no no we dn’t want Wacko Mingo here…but i dnt understand, z it just a photoshop kana o todile?

usualsuspect

Wa thubiwa Kaone,get a life. Mo ke go itshwarisa,more fire K1…

keoneao

mxim, wa reng yo a nko o kare rotswana tsa kokwana? wa re o lebetseng? mxim