In case you haven’t heard, a little birdie from Bobonong told Yours Truly that intimate bonding took place at the just ended Botswana Democratic Party Youth Council.
Apparently young people from the ruling party took Genesis’ verse ‘be fruitful and multiply’ a little too literally.
“Almost everyone was misbehaving. I know guys who had three girls in one night,” Shaya was horrified to learn. “With two beasts donated by the outgoing president and concert tickets paid for by the Secretary General, young people had enough cash to spend on booze and most of them lost their senses,” sang another little songbird.
Opposition parties be warned – at this rate BDP numbers will double every year!